How many criteria do you meet?

Are you the Antichrist?

 

Right now I need some antifreeze! it's fucking cold here!!!

 

The best prophesy is left vague so idiots will claim that it's coming true. ie Shepherd's Chapel... That guy should be homeless holding a cardboard sign that says The end is near.

 

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I have the stigmata if that is what you are asking.

 

The anti-christ frequents this site FREQUENTLY and is known to many of us as to who it is, but he threatened us with hellfire and eternal flames if we ever croak his name.

 

question:

Does it begin with T and end with L?

 

It's clearly stated that "it's" a male, so that rules you out...maybe.

 

Look for the one who joined the forum on 6-6-06
Note I gave no name, A.C.

 

Deidre having Stigmata, just reminded me to go buy a pack of hand-pons.

 

that makes a whole lot of cents!

 

I forget where I heard it but someone prophesied that the next pope will be the anti-christ.

 

The pope really isn't the world power these days. Then again the prophesy (the end of the world) has already come true for the people who wrote the Bible. They all died a long time ago.

 

ha why isnt incubus here yet?

 

o hai!

lemme see....

1. He comes from among ten kings in the restored Roman Empire; his authority will have similarities to the ancient Babylonians, Persians, and Greeks [Daniel 7:24; Rev 13:2 / Daniel 7:7]

i once dressed up as a roman emperor, and did this hot babe greek style, on a persian rug with authority!

2. He will subdue three kings [Daniel 7:8, 24]

i stole that movie from blockbuster. i didn't like it too much.

3. He is different from the other kings [Daniel 7:24]

well i am a stranger in a strange land!

4. He will rise from obscurity…a “little horn” [Daniel 7:8]

it's not that little!

5. He will speak boastfully [Daniel 7:8; Rev 13:5]

*puffs up chest*
i like sand!

6. He will blaspheme God, [Daniel 7:25; 11:36; Rev 13:5] slandering His Name, dwelling place, and departed Christians and Old Testament saints [Rev 13:6]

god is silly! dumb ass thinking he's all cool living there in "heaven", talking to his friend greg christian of testament, watching the saints game.

7. He will oppress the saints and be successful for 3 ½ years [Daniel 7:25; Rev 13:7]

the saints have sucked their entire existence! they've made it to the playoffs, what? one time?
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8. He will try to change the calendar, perhaps to define a new era, related to himself [Daniel 7:25]

what? it's january.....didn't you change yours?

9. He will try to change the laws, perhaps to gain an advantage for his new kingdom and era
[Dan 7:25]

it's all about me. don't you see? just agree.

10. He will not be succeeded by another earthly ruler, but by Christ [Daniel 7:26-27]

*waiting*

11. He will confirm a covenant with “many”, i.e. the Jewish people [Daniel 9:27]
This covenant will likely involve the establishment of a Jewish Temple in Jerusalem
[see Dan 9:27; Matt 24:15]

as long as there's a pool, and a garage. gotta have those two things!

12. He will put an end to Jewish sacrifice and offerings after 3 ½ years and will set up an abomination to God in the Temple [Daniel 9:27, Matthew 24:15]

the devil made me do it!

13. He will not answer to a higher earthly authority; “He will do as he pleases”[Daniel 11:36]

who said that?
*looks around*
i'm so high, and that pleases me.

14. He will show no regard for the religion of his ancestors [Daniel 11:37]

and believing in a zombie is a good thing how?

15. He will not believe in any god at all [except for himself] [Daniel 11:37]

duh!

16. He will have "no regard for the desire of women": He will either be asexual or homosexual
[Dan 11:37]

i do like to wank! but srsly.....i'm not down with sword fighting, give me a kitty to play with any day!

17. He will claim to be greater than any god [Daniel 11:37; 2 Thess 2:4]

not only that, i'm damn good in the sack!

18. He will claim to be God [2 Thessalonians 2:4]

*signs on dotted line*
henceforth let it be known that i am god.

19. He will only honor a “god” of the military. His whole focus and attention will be on his military. He will conquer lands and distribute them [Daniel 11:39-44]

anyone up for a game of risk?

20. His arrival on the world scene will be accompanied by miracles, signs and wonders [2 Thess 2:9]

*thinks back to my "birthday"*
yep!

21. Either he, or his companion [The False Prophet], will claim to be Christ [Matt 24:21-28]

brother profit and i have never spoken., therefore it is false to call him my companion!

22. He will claim that Jesus did not come in the flesh, or that Jesus did not rise bodily from the grave
[2 John 7]. He will deny that Jesus is the Messiah [I John 2:22]

dude srsly? after 3 days dead, no one could preform the money shot! sadly, i never heard the wind cry mariah.

23. He will be worshipped by many people [Rev. 13:8]

ha ha! suckers! on your knees!

24. He will hate a nation that initially will have some control over his kingdom, but he will destroy this nation [Rev 17:16-18]

i rolled 3 sixes, and 2 fives. beat that!

25. He will appear to survive a fatal injury [Rev. 13:3; 17:8]

i don't know if i'd call a hang nail "fatal", i wouldn't even call it an injury.

26. His name will be related to the number six hundred and sixty six—but not necessarily in an obvious fashion [Rev 13:17-18].

just because my phone # is 666-555 1234 means nothing!

27. He will be empowered by the devil himself [Rev. 13:2]

i don't know about that, but redbull gives me wings!






so i guess you decide.
kthanx bai!

 

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